Discover Dankmaster’s Legendary Cannabis Strains!
Discover Dankmaster’s Legendary Cannabis Strains
Want the legendary Crippy, Pine, or classic CripXmas flavors?
Dankmaster’s Old School Genetics brings you the CripXmas line—where Florida Crippy (808 Genetics Exclusive Corn) meets Christmas Bud ’79 and Pine Tar Kush, stabilized into NL2 as an F4 for an unparalleled smoking experience.
CripXmas™ | Dankmaster Genetics
DMS™ Vac Jar — the only true negative-pressure storage engineered for terpene stasis and verified through real time field testing. Get yours before the rush starts.
Stop Losing Terps. Start Preserving Value.
The DMS™ Vacuum Jar isn’t another storage jar—it’s the tool that protects every dollar you’ve already put into your grow.
Most jars trap stale air and flatten aroma within weeks.
DMS™ Dynamic-Seal Technology™ maintains a true 60–63 % RH micro-environment, preventing mold, overdrying, and terpene loss.
Your flower stays as fresh and potent as the day it cured—no packs, no guessing.
🥇 Holds true 63 % RH • 🧪 Lab-tested seal • 🔄 Reusable for life
Each jar pays for itself by saving the flower you’d otherwise lose.
Field-tested by independent growers: Day 5 → RH still 63 %, aroma unchanged.
Built by breeders for breeders — designed through years of real post-harvest testing, not marketing theory.
Key Benefits
- Protects your harvest investment — stops degradation before it starts.
- True equilibrium humidity — not a fake “vacuum,” but a living micro-seal.
- Reusable for years — one purchase protects multiple harvests.
Protect Your Harvest or Head Stash — Shop DMS™ Vac Jars Below
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Legacy Secured. Distribution Halted. The Blueprint Remains.
After years of underground preservation and elite selection, the CripXmas genetic line is now locked under protection. Direct seed distribution is permanently closed.
CripXmas is no longer a product. It’s a protected legacy 🌲⛽️🔥
A protected lineage. A new era of preservation.
OPEN to select breeder collaborations and partnerships to resume seed production under licensed stewardship.
📩 dmoldschoolgenetics@gmail.com
This is the next chapter in cannabis history.
Not everyone will be invited.
Testimonials
The Truth About Flushing, Drying, and Terpene Retention
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CripXmas A F3 mother plant
This is the CripXmas A F3 variegated dwarf mother plant at 3 months. This is the plant responsible for the CripXmas A line and A2 is a near replica of this plant.
Ghengis Issac review
Ghengis Issac CripXmas A2 review
Watch an older smoker get trashed by the CripXmas A2 in 2 joints






































